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deputyferret:

noteventhetip:

roxolotl:

I think we need to talk about how dangerous softboy nerd sexual predators are. Every single time I’ve been creeped on or taken advantage of in college it wasn’t by a drunken jock fratboy. It was by a soft anxious nonthreatening nerd boy whose strategy was to get compassionate girls to feel sorry for him

Men who say they’re Rick’s when they’re all actually Jerry’s. 

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this is the first time i have seen this show referrenced to make i good point, and let me just say that it is about damn time

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kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

finely aged 2011 meme:

“blow into my eyes”/“there’s a dog behind you” “what does he look like?”

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inception came out EIGHT WHOLEASS YEARS AGO and these are still funny

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beetledrink:

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updates from home

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tandembicycles:

greedtheavariciouslygay:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

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gayfck:

MONETTHDJCXMHJCVM

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fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

(Source: fartgallery)

Text 8 Jan 132,679 notes me when i cook something using a wooden spoon

pissvortex:

æh yës… myë Dwærvën Brjëw…. Händ Chürnëd….

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Anonymous asked: you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

Photo 8 Jan 149 notes genuine-good-boy-of-the-day:
“Today’s Genuine Good Boy is: Eduardo from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
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genuine-good-boy-of-the-day:

Today’s Genuine Good Boy is: Eduardo from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

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2k36:

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

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via bork bork.
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paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

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foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

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Text 8 Jan 101,608 notes 500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

katy-perrythe-platypus:

archaeologicalnews:

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During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

Archaeologists:

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Originally posted by bob-belcher

500-year old skeleton:

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yourfavishomophobic:

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The Concept of Time is homophobic!

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